Here I collected advices and other useful things. (After I noticed that I've "just" got an IQ of 102, I had to take this corner!!!) You should take these things in order not to have an IQ of 102 ;-)
I would be pleased if someone of you could also send me some advice.
If you want to create a new homepage in Germany, then www.webhosting.de is the first choice. There you can get a cool homepage without much work (OK, typing this was the only hard work).
In order to open some strange attachments (hiya, Beyond Infinity’s bass player), save the attachment and click on it with the right. Look for something like „quick look“ („Schnellansicht“). But not every PC has got this feature as 69 dude! told me.
If you have got an other opinion than your mates, never do listen to your friends’ advice. Go your own way and you’ll be right. If not, you still can switch to their opinion.
Drink at least 1,5 litres a day.
Pimples can be deleted by putting baby creme on it. But take care of your face: It’ll gonna be white, so just put it on before you go sleeping.
Smoking one cigarette makes your life 15 minutes shorter.
If you feel bad, take a shower and smile into the mirror.
When your ear itches, it is the sign that someone misses you / thinks of you at the moment.
Grapes aren't very healthy at the moment because most of them have still got some "fertillzer" in them.
You shouldn't cut finger nails in the evening or at night because otherwise your nails won't be as pretty as they were before.
Being nice to other people is being nice to yourself.
In order to put in a computer card, you have to open the PC itself first by screwing. Then you put the card into a free slot at the back. Press it until it makes CLICK and screw the computer together again.
You have to like yourself as you are in order to make other people like you.
Never eat ruined food (not even if it is ruined since a day). Otherwise you can get stomach-ache.
If you send pictures through the web, first save it as a JPEG. Otherwise it will take you more time to send it.
Work hard in order to be proud of yourself afterwards.
Friends stick together to the end.
Thin people are better protected of blizzard than fat people. But fat people can better lie on the water!
By eating Brussels sprouts you can make the stinkiest fart.
You can have 700 tries to make an ass at golfing - you won't even make one then!
Better have a look whether there is something stick under the baking tray before putting it into the oven...
Take care of maggots in mushrooms!
Wet toilet paper isn't good for the skin.
Never open an umbrella in the house. It is said to bring bad luck.
The biggest island in Germany is Ruegen.
Thick people are more afraid of heat than thin peole.
VW Golf is the most built car in Germany.
Cats are the most pets in Germany: 7,3 millions!
Germany has got nine Neighbours - it is a "brigde country".
Most tourists in Germany come from the Netherlands and USA.
You're not allowed to cycle in Helgoland cos the streets aren't made for it.
Damaging a mirror means getting bad luck for 7 years.
Spilling salt also brings bad luck along.
Brunette people are more sensible to pain than red-haired people.
When you hear the noise of a train, it makes you wanna go pissing.
Good things come to those who wait.
It's better to finish less things than to plan big ones.
It's difficult to catch up water which is dropped onto the floor.
No human can lick his ellbows.
Silver nitrate can make a hole into your trousers if you put it onto them.
Never kiss a geograffy because they can wash their ears with their tongues.
2002 the German Popstars band "No Angels" shooted a videoclip with some aircrafts for their single *There must be an angel*. Exactly at that time the thing with the World Trade Center happened.
2004 the German rock band "Juli" released their successful single *Die perfekte Welle* (means "the perfect wave") and then this awful flood in South Asia happened. Both songs weren't played anymore.
Do never eat yellow snow!
In summer more girls are born because boys prefer the cold months.
If you wanna get a get, drink a lot of milk and eat cheese/yoghurts etc. If you want to get a boy, eat more spicy things like meat.
You should underline the keyword twice in tasks in order to finish it successful.
The noble knows his obligation; the mean just sees his own advantage.
If you do a mistake and don't correct it, you'll have a second one.
With one pencil you can write about 30000 words.
2005 Nintendo's DS and SONY's Playstation Portable will be availble.
From 15th June up to 29th June, 2005 these teams will play against each other in Germany for the Confederations Cup:
Germany, Brasil, Australia, Greece, Japan, Tunesia, Mexico and Argentinia.
An icebear is three times heavier than a lion.
A new MSN and AOL Messenger version will be released 2005!
The best Instant messenger isn't Yahoo Messenger anymore - it's MSN Messenger 6.1!!!
The word "okay" is American English. There are at least thirty different reasons for why it's called "OK". On the one hand once it was very trendy to use wrong abbreviations. Even a presidant was said to write "o.k." instead of "a.c." (for "all correct"). On the other hand they say the word is from the Choctaw Indian's language.
The most favourite German footballer is...no, Michael Ballack is just number two and Oliver Kahn number three...Roy Makaay!!!!! Number four is Kevin Kuranyi, number five Ronaldinho, number six Phillipp Lahm, number eight Miroslav Klose, number nine Bastian Schweinsteiger, number ten Timo Hildebrand, number eleven Ronaldo, number twelve Christiano Ronaldo, number...
13) Ailton
14) Ebbe Sand
15) Pavel Nedved
16) Lukas Podolski
17) Zinedine Zidane
These footballers were also mentioned: van Nistelrooy, Adriano, Morientes, Figo, Beckham, Raul, Rosicky, Neuville, Dida, Wache, Wiese, Barbarez, Lehmann, Pieckenhagen, Asamoah, Pizarro, Guerrero, Ewerthon.
You can clean wee, but it tastes too bad. So you can
't really say that you can drink wee wee...The sum of our lives are the hours in which we loved.
If you dug a tunnel through the earth and you came out on the other side, would you come out with your feet first?
If somebody told you that he had been a big liar, would you believe him?
If you tried to get everything undone and all the things are really undone, would it count as undone?
Use the talents which you own!
Ways arise so that you can walk on them.
"C'est ennuyeux" (French) means "This is boring". That was standing on a black board...
If you have done your best, it doesn't matter what the result might be.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel.