Snooopy: "Iiiiiiiit's funney."
She about the ICQ game Zoopaloola: "That game with the animals!"
Snooopy again about Slide-a-Lama: "Do you want to play the other game, where the things come down and you have to put them into those thingys and where the guys always walk across the other side?"
Lozzie: "Have you heard about Beckham and the German papers?"
Me: "Which one?"
She: "I don't know how it's spelled, but something like Bide?"
Me: "Oh right!! You mean BILD."
Teacher: "Oh, that guy is always missing out on Mondays...Oh, I'm wrong. Once also on a Tuesday."
A 16-year-old boy: "I liked this book because it's simply written, especially for 8-year-old kids and you can read it through in ten minutes,,,and there are many pictures"
Latin teacher: "My class has got louses."
Guy: "Which class?"
She: "8L2"
He: "Shit! My brother is in that class."
Boy: "When we've been to Aachen, I've seen a thief running away from the police!"
Mate: "So why didn't you run with them then?"
He: "I was eating at McDonald's, man!!!"
Art teacher: "Is Christopher in?"
Student: "No, he isn't."
She: "So he'll get one mark worse."
He: "Oh! Erm...well, then he IS in."
Ms. Eckert: "Whole Osnabrück watched me fighting with a boy!"
We've been trying to check out, who's most bling, means who's most glamour. Kruemel was. As I told her, she was like; "Me and glamour? I didn't know that yet. Totally new news..."
Snooopy asking Kruemel: "I want my pillow back!" She, pointing to Digger: "There you go!"
Latin teacher: "What a pity our trip doesn't take some days longer!"
Snooopy; "What a pity she can't be cheating on us a few days longer!"
A boy was doing his book presentation. He wanted to read out a whole paragraph. He asked the English teacher: "In German?" She: "What would you do if I said no? Always be careful with your questions - you might get an answer!"
Boy: "Well, you can get a TV in that thingy room."
Geographic teacher: "Yes, we're also in a thingy room right now. Better open your thingy book!"
Maths teacher: "Can you hear that? What is making beep all the time?"
Mate: "That's the new ringtone!"
Arts teacher: "That's you?"
Guy: "The rabbit?"
She: "No, that boy!"
Danny lookalike with a folden newspaper hat.
Art Teacher: "Forget your special show!"
"Danny": "This is a HAT, not a special show!"
Mr. Kormann asking a pupil: "Wow, a really old rubber!! Is this one from Grandma?"
Wanna know what was written on the back of my biologly teacher's trousers? "Club of comforts"
Teacher: "Have you got any idea?"
Student: "Nope."
Teacher: "Fine."
Two girls have been very loud during a chemistry lesson. That's why a guy screamed: "Throw them out!!"
In a French lesson: "This is what you get for birthday."
Pupil: "Un Carton?"
"You do not translate names. Or do you call Kohl cabbage?"
Snooopy and me talking about being afraid of animals sometimes. My reason: "Cause they don't know what they are doing."
There will never be another me because I'm copy contolled!!
Arts teacher: "Stop that bimbam!" (because someone was fumbling at her earrings)
Student: "U2!"
Dudette: "He has got a chewing gum."
Me: "He IS a chewing gum himself!"
Troete: "Have you got a sweet?"
Snooopy understood: "Have you got parfum?" and therefore answered: "No, but I've got hand care cream."
Beyond Infinity's Bass Player: "Stacey looked like a long red piece of bread.."
Our German teacher was finally back to school after six weeks... A boy seemed to having forgotten her: "What's her name again?"
Girl: "How long do you have to stay at school today?"
Boy: "Well, it used to be up to four o' clock, but I'll get stomach-ache by chance at 11:30..."
A class mate who didn't know the word pad: "I've forgotten my bloc espiral..."
History teacher: "Have you already got tickets for FIFA WM 2006?"
We: "No, have you?"
Another boy: "Perhaps he has got twenty-eight tickets by chance..."
Musician teacher: "You should write an essay called "I'm irritating my teacher since two years - how long do I want to continue this?"
Arts teacher: "What ya doin'?!"
Janna: "Erm....I'm just thinking of what I should draw..."
She: "And I'm just thinking whether I should give you a G or an U!"
"I would have said..." "Then better don't say it!"
Imkay: "We three are the fab five!"
A boy: "What?? Erm....what?????" English teacher: "At least I suceeded in confusing you!"
"How sweet - to bully a fish!"
"Have you got hay fever?" "No, usually not, just in this room."
"What does at least mean?" "To feed??"
"Huh? Our German teacher is pregnant??" "Yeah, haven't you noticed it since the beginning??"
Teacher: "What Jupiter is allowed to do, the beef isn't at all." "We beef??"
"You can't really say that anywhere you kill people is a underdeveloped country!"
Beyond Infinity's Bass Player: "
Your art teacher better like your homework other wise i may have 2 torture her with my awful german when i make a complaint!"
Naz on a boy: "
U THINK 10 boys in a band is too much, u dnt obviously aint heard about SO SOLID CREW theyre a band with ova 30 members no one know exactly how many of them their are?"
Sisi: "I'm still thinking I'm too fat. Oh, it's really stupid of me to talk about these things. You are certainly bored!"
Christiane: "Two days ago I wrote ten pages in English in my diary. I've never done that before!"
There was a guy in the history orals who always said "we nazis" - and got one mark worse...
Our teacher asked us whether we were scared while taking the orals. A school mate: "I had just finished the first task when I noticed there was a second one. I could have screamed!"
A boy while having chemistry: "Could we do some experiments, with fire, something like BOOM.."
A therapist to Snooopy when she wanted to do an exercise the second time: "Who? I see, Axel, your friend, that Axel Hennes who has forgotten you." (Axel Hennes is also a therapist, who divides the people into groups.
Everytime Snooopy gave the therapist her book for a signature, that guy always sang: "Farina...!" One day she replied: "But you are still alright?" He: "Yeah, I'm still alright!"
Funny stuff
These are not any jokes – these happened in real life! That’S why it is more funny than jokes from magazines. I tried to get some of you out there mentioned in here. If you also have a funny story to tell, which must be mentioned here – just contact me!
Two boys from my class were pushing each other in order to pretend that they were fighting. The boy who sat beside me was shaking his head cos they were 14 years old, n not babies. I jus said: „“well, you should know that they are trying to be “sumo-wrestlers“ one day.“
When we went to Aachen, my mate said to me that she wanted to go to McDonald’s. I asked her what she wanted to eat. She said: „I wanna have a McFly.“
I wonder whether she thought of a McChicken, just a fly in it instead of a chicken cos she didn’t know the band McFly cos they hadn’t set in Germany then. So I asked her: „“What? What are you gonna have?“ She jus said: „That delicious ice-cream, you know – with Smarties....“ „Oh, McFlurry, you mean....“, I laughed. I had to explain to her that McFly was a very cool band, not a ice-cream with smarties in it, he, he. Mmm...but McFlY are as delicious... ;-)
Snooopy’s answer to the question „“„In which TV series would you like to take part and why?“ „:somewhere where´s a guy i like - so typically Snooopy, he, he ;-) Think of da first chat evening....
Beyond Infinity’s bass player while trying to use some German: „ich verstich (i think thats how u spell it! lol!)“ It should have been „ich verstehe“ cos „stcih“ comes from „ „“stechen“ and stechen means „“to sting“ n I don’t think she is a bee ;-)
And now some REALLY great storys from 69 dude!
Dougie:hush little danny don't make a sound....
Harry:aww dude do u have 2 rest on me?
Danny:zzzzzz
Dougie:thank god theres no cameras 2 see this
Tom:erm dougie u mite want 2 turn around...
man:can we play a game?
Danny:lets play hide and seek...ive got the perfect hiding place!
puts his hat over his eyes...
10secs later...
Tom:(in sarcastic voice)there u r i couldn't find u! dude u really gotta grow up,maybe this will help...
tom throws cup of tea over danny
Harry:times like these remind me ive gotta keep my feet on the ground!why do i work with these people?
You know that turtles are "Schildkroeten" in German?! When a class mate told about his holidays in Florida, he said he had seen "childcrots"...he, he. But he jus wanted to use that word "turtles"... hi,hi....
When our class was making some noise again in the art lessons, a boy asked our art teacher whether he could go to the toilet. She answered: “That’s not my problem, just piss into your trousers!“
Have a look at what BIBP(figure out who that is ;-)) wrote to me when I told her that I have to wake up at 6AM on school days:
I cant believe u actually manage 2 get up that early!! u must be like superman or something
Today a school mate said to me that “Joystick“ would be a great nickname for me because of my ponytail...Well, this is a proof that I AM a technical freak: I know how to get on with technology and now I even look like one?!
When my brother saw me filling out that questionaire I made fun of, I asked him what I could write for my fave food. There is a crisps sort called “Pom Bär“ in Germany which means something like “Pom bear“. He said: “Why don’t you write Pom Schwein (=pig)?”
In a German lesson our teacher asked us whether we had any problems with our homework. A school mate said: “Well…my pen…”
In the same lesson a school boy told the teacher: “Um…I’ve got big problems-I did the wrong homework.“ Then another guy said: “Oh, I have got bigger problems. I’ve forgotten to do the homework”. The teacher answered: “OK, so what that’s boy’s name who has got bigger problems?”
And in the French lesson a mate told me that I have got a funny voice...Tz! I wonder whether I am really not a pet... Maybe I am from the mars...*THAT GIRL* with a funny voice...
Today my Maths teacher asked whether it was correct what he said and he looked at Snooopy. And somehow she just stared at him and so he said: “Hey, what’s up?! Why are looking like concrete block?! I mean, you have to shake your head or something...“
And another Snooopy story: She always likes to ask whether you are hot or not. Well, today I just had a T shirt on and she still asked me that question...I wonder whether she would like to see me naked or so...
Everytime Tröte calls me, she always screams: “Thucy, Thucy!” Mmm…I wonder why she calls my nickname twice. Maybe I’m two persons in one …
Snooopy made me pay attention to our French teacher: She, I mean our teacher, likes to use the word “dentist”. We noticed that she used to use it every lesson while she is explaining us something. Perhaps she is afraid of her dentist? But today she didn’t use it – therefore a school mate used it…or was it our German teacher? Anyway, why do people always talk about the dentist?! I mean, 69 dude! and BIBP also talk about the dentist. Yeah, 69 dude! thinks her dentist is two faced… ;-)
So funny: See what my cousin wrote to me: „
„“Could you send me some pics from „“My fly“ or however they are called?“
No, who the hell is „“My fly“???
Today on radio: „“And now the new single from Brian McFadden, that lovely bearded“...
My best friend and me used to call a guy „“curtain“, mainly because his name sounds much like „a curtain. Someday I said: „“Mmm...the curtain looks much...er...funnier now.“ I wanted to say that he looked much more different than in those days, but I said it in a wrong way...Clumsy! And you know what Snooopy thought?! That that guy looks funnier than a curtain ;-)
Today we played some game where you had to describe words without saying that word. A guy had to describe „“discriminating“: „ „“For example Someone who hits young children“. Another guy had to guess: „“Teachers???“
My geographic teacher calls "Atlanta" "Cola-Town"!
Meme said: "Tom isn't alone. He's got me..." I replied: "And me!" My cousin answered: "And me...vomit..." :-((
My cousins and me were talking about McDonald's. While they were joking around ("McDuck..lalalala..."), I screamed: "Yeah, McFly!" My cousin: "lol" If they knew, that McFly DOES EXIST!
In my class mates' story: "The kid grows up. He can eat on his own now. Then the kid goes on growing up again..."
Once when a class mate didn't paid attention to the teacher and was having chewing gum instead, the teacher screamed : "Mademoiselle with cheweing gum!!!"
In a French lesson we had to do dialogues. So Snooopy and me did one together. It was about being ill and going to the doctor. So I played the doctor. I had to ask her since when she had already got her "cold". Snooopy tried to find some answers which haven't been said yet. So she quickly answered: "Depuis deux ans." Though she forgot "depuis deux ans" actually means "since two years"... The teacher was some kind of shocked and said: "Wow, this must have been a long-time cold or something".
A class mate said: "A triangle can be as big or as small as it likes to be!"
BIBP wrote this under a questionaire and sent it to her friends:
if you don’t read this fill it in about your self and then send it back to me to read I will attack you with a large piece of gammon." And yeah, you're right, there was at least one girl who didn't reply. He, he, a girl called Snooopy ;-) Now Leah's planning to send it over per E-mail... Be aware! :-)In my English book: "Kitty nearly caught a mouse yesterday." I just thought: "Really?"
Well, you know, Hanson always had quite long hair when they were small, but now they've cut it short as boys usually should have. (I really thought myself that they were girls when I saw them the first time, really!!!) A music channel moderator said:
When I'm going by bus, I've always got to choose between line 582 or line 584. With line 584 I'm always late. That's why I just take 582 now. Last week my best friend and me took 582. While we were in the bus, the bus driver talked to a passenger. But he had to scream because the motor was so loud. We sat further away from them and so it sounded strange. Snooopy looked at me and I said: "Hey, wait up cos I'm off to speak to him..." No, that's not what I said. I said: "Well, either I'm getting home late or I've got to deal with crazy bus drivers."
My cousin was telling us which grades he got in his last three English exams: "Well, I first got a B, then I got a B again and finally...................................................a C!" Because he hesitated the C, my other cousin answered: "I see, and it seems like you must have cried at that C?"
When my dad talked to me in a different slang, I didn't understand him and went: "Huh?" My mum laughed and said: "You poor girl! Seems like you are an international girl!" Mmm...yeah, maybe I am. It was just a lil bit funny.
Do you know what I have made up?! Well, in German my name is TB, in Chinese SB and in English....Clumsy!!!
In my Physics homework: "Current is melting..."
Our German teacher told a boy: "Be quiet! Now you have got to write "I'm not supposed to speak in the lessons" thirty times!!!" A couple of weeks ago, another boy had to this and so that guy replied: "Hey, I think I've still got some of those ones left...."
Maths teacher: "Even if you were German champion, it wouldn't be useful!" A class mate: "German champion???? Well, did you know that I'm German champion in running backwards?!"
At parents' evening. The teacher finished his speech with "Has anybody still got any questions?" A mother showed her hand and nearly wishpered her question. I sat quite far away from her, so I also didn't get it. There were some boys behind me who were also going like "Huh? What does she say?"!! And one guy said: "I think she says she's wanna have a coke and a Big Mac!"
I find it strange that my physics teacher's nickname is "eagle owl". Why?! Just because of his voice...that's mean.... :-(
Erm...and I actually found out that my mates think my physics teacher also looks like an eagle owl.....ehem...
My chemistry teacher: "...frozen ice..."
Snooopyupdate
Quotes
Snooopy: "My cousin told me that our history teacher nearly takes off her shoes in the lessons very often. Have you ever seen this? Me not."
KittyTB: "I stared at him for about five minutes just in order to find out whether it really was him."
Me again: "Of course everybody can scream very loudly, even our Latin teacher!"
Troete: "This teacher looks like a dachshund!" Snooopy understod: "Troete would put this teacher into a sack."
"Funny that they've got the same surnames", I said. Snooopy laughing: "Erm..they are brothers..."
Lady Legend: "Don't ask me how to look sweet!"
Me: "I don't know whether Sarah Connor fits to Marc Terenzi. You should better ask Sarah's mum."
In those days I thought Angie Stone was a man, just like Stevie Wonder. They have got something in common, I don't know what and why, but I just had that feeling. Then Snooopy came up to me: "Angie Stone's a real woman." My dream was broken into pieces...(also one of Snooopy's quotes)!
Well, Snooopy is a beautiful girl, don't ya think so, too? She didn't want to believe me and so I said: "Boys want chicks, something like you!"
Which star would you put into prison? Snooopy: "Blazin' Squad!"
Just little me again: "What I did at the weekend? My brother was getting on my minds and so I played with him....and....and....and then the weekend was suddenly over.."
Many people appechiate my pieces of advice. OK, they might be good ones, but this is a real burner, look:
"What shall I do if everybody is getting on my minds?" my best friend asked. "Well, you know how I get managed with that?! Pretend to go to the toilet and NEVER come BACK again...." OK, whatever.....
Nice questions and nice answers: Me to Snooopy: "I don't believe that you are cold - otherwise I also wouldn't have talked to you in those days if I had such an impression from you."
69 dude!: "Don't know who Clinton is..."
I said: "Genuievina - that's Tom's girlfriend's name! But how can you keep this name in mind???" 69 dude!: "I have no idea...lol"
KittyTB: "We wrote maths for two hours today...."
Cazza: "Wow, boring?"
Me:" It was just a bit difficult! We were all so scared...that was funny...everybody was screaming and the teacher screamed back, relax, people!!!
Beyond Infinity's Bass Playa: "I
KittyTB: "He's rower at our school, so I think he's quite good at it."
Beyond Infinity's Bass Playa: "cool"
Me: "Well, there are some boys and one girl in my class who are rowers, too. That's why I found out he's also there."
Leah: "cool"
It must have been very boring what I was talking about... ;-)
Me again: "I don't really like snow, I'm too clumsy for it..."
Beyond Infinity's Bass Playa: "Snow is fun, but I have bad joints, so I can't go out in the snow much."
KittyTB: "Joints?? Drugs???"
Leah: "No!! The joints in my finger and knees!!"
Me: "Oh no, my joints also don't move when it's cold, so wear handshoes.
A few minutes later: "Gloves!"
KittyTB: "Oh yeah! I remember that they are NOT called handshoes in English, but it is in German: Handschuhe!"
Me again: "Oh, and I just realize, tomorrow two hours art...Means two hours pretending to be a stone. Really!! once I didn't talk to anybody , just sit there quietly on my own and she called me a princess and was proud or something like that she said....Really...um...special, this teacher!
Leah: "Cool, none of my teachers are that nice...my history teacher's cool, but he can be very scary."
KittyTB: "NICE? Snooopy would say crazy, my mates all call her PSYCHO!"
Chemistry teacher: "So it's Jeany's birthday today?" "No, it's Snooopy's!!!!" "Oh, I SEE!!!"
Physics teacher: "Everything that makes fun is not allowed anymore today." What about my homepage? ;-)
People call our principal "Brandy"....No, I don't think he's a fan of that singer.... It's because of his surname!!
Gussi: "Snooopy's brother is called Pia???"
Teacher: "Someone said it correct, I heard!" Pupil said it loudly. Teacher: "Oh no, then I heard it wrong."
After KittyTB got her maths test back: "OH, I SEE!! It was 'Mini GCSE's'?!"
Snooopy screaming after me: "Thucy!!!" My German teacher heard this nickname for the first time: "Thucy? How cute!"
History teacher wants "Lady legend" to go to the black board. She: "Really?"
Me: "Everybody says that I've got a face round like a moon, my art teacher, the woman who cuts my hair..."
Me again: "Well, Vanilla Ninja gotta perform for the Swiss!"
69 dude!: "Cool."
Meh: "What? You know them?"
She: "No..."
I: "And what's so cool about that then?"
69 dude!: "But maybe if we had 2 bands exactly like McFLY then we'd hate the copied version..."
Me: "Like Simple Plan."
KittyTB: "Winner, winner!!! I'm good! Maybe my IQ has grown...please please, I worked on it! I had an IQ from 110 or more!"
Later: "Now I gotta take the other quiz. Let's see whether I can beat Cazza. I'm ambitious, now let's see what an IQ from 102 can do!"
My maths teacher is used to call a long term "snot". So one day he asked a question where the answer had to be that you pull one of those long terms to the other side. So I showed my hand, even though I didn't know what I should call that long term. The best thing to do was to quote him, I thought. So I said: "You just have to pull one "snot" to the other side!" Man, the whole class was laughing! And you should have seen my maths teacher! His face was
SO RED!!McFLY and me! That actually means fun! I've got McFLY on my pic at Skype and a guy called "Hanifi" added me.
He asked me: "Are they your friends on your picture?"
I wish they WERE! EVEN THOUGH he lives in the UK, he really didn't know McFLY!! What was that?
Me: "They are at number two from your single charts!"
He: "Oh, really? I thought it's you with your friends!"
I: "Am I a boy?"
Himself: "Are you?"
Awwwww......